I hate wheat and wheat byproducts

16/male/ yo welcome?

(Source: awkward-lee, via madisonmadds)

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via allergro)

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deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

image

(via tree-sex-ual)

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funnnnstuf:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

things that make sense in physics

  • inclined plane
  • pulley
  • screw

things that should not be working but do anyway

  • a gun firing even though there is no power source
  • fridge making things cold when its power source is…
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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via afternoonman)

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nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers, via bahamallama123)

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Song: Tank!

Artist: Cowboy Bebop

Album: Cowboy bebop OST 1

musicinanime:

Tank! - The Seatbelts

Anime: Cowboy Bebop

(via ectoplasmics)

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*boom*
  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it
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brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

(Source: emedemabri, via moonsmodblog)

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