16/male/ yo welcome?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
things that make sense in physics
- inclined plane
things that should not be working but do anyway
- a gun firing even though there is no power source
- fridge making things cold when its power source is…
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.